Wow, I haven't updated Bedlam in forever. *embarrassed*

*goes back to writing*

Now that some more Christmas gift related and other job related things are cleaned off of my slate, I've been able to get my butt back on working on these two commission pieces. Slapped my earbuds in, cranked up the Zune with ear busting music to make sure I couldn't hear a damn MAC TRUCK come crashing through the walls if it did, and got to sketching, tight penciling, and inking.

Works in progress

Dahlia kitty girl inksfor Harogirl, and Firebyrd and baby Bea for Ginny.

And yes, I cheated with the snowflakes. They're mostly there as a base map for when I marker paint later. White gel pen / white ink is a headache saver.I may ever just go with white acrylic paint to achieve a softer look.





~~Bee

Here's the Cold Case she did!


Cold Case - 6x09 - Pin Up

She's fucking phenomenal in this. Not only is this lady a great beauty, she's a great talent. I'm not gonna lie, I was in tears by the end of this episode. The development her character goes through in just 40+ minutes is incredible, and when you compare your first introduction to one-dimensional pin-up girl Rita to the fully developed, layered woman she is at the end of the episode it will blow your mind.

*wants Spartacus nao*

I wanted to say thank you to all of you who left me lovely anonymous (and not) love over at the Holiday Love Meme. It seriously made me all warm and gooey on the inside--which I probably am anyway, but that sounds gross. What I mean to say, is that it made me happy, so thank you. And, seriously, those of you who mentioned you lurk? Feel free to comment whenever. I don't bite. Hard. ;)

Also, also, I FINALLY finished the story I owed botherd: Turn the Dirt Over, which is based on J's BRILLIANT idea to turn the Gobbler's End rock scene on its end. I struggled with making this short(ish) (there was a time when 5k words might just as well have been a million for me, but Bedlam's changed that *snerk*), but I think it sort of worked itself out.

Now I only have *counts* about a million other stories to finish? *weeps*

I feel a bit like this:



But less confident. LOLL

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Finally, I stumbled across this picture yesterday, and I just had to share it, because it made me laugh. ( For those of you who have seen 'Up'... )

There is a Bitch Slap Girls Gone Wild Video (jeepy91 I love you long time for linking to this!)



How do I love these girls? I cannot count the ways. And I like that this a new-ish video which shows that the gay just never dies between them, though Erin's dark Spartacus hair did make it difficult for me to hell her from Julia a few times. I was like, "HOW IS JULIA BUFFING HER OWN ASS?" And then I realized, "Oh, it's just Erin doin' her thang!"

A Bitch Slap 2 script is in the works! Julia posted this to her Twitter (read the last question and answer) - thanks crys_22 and amluv for the heads up!

Also, according to Erin's Twitter: "Yes, Bitch Slap extended version will be on the dvd, which will be coming out late Spring 2010." Thank you sweet baby Jesus! (and crys_22 for telling me this!)

And finally, I want to present the hottest .gif of all time to every one ... because ... well, fuck! JUST LOOK AT IT!


Go get it gurl!

breakism you are a golden goddess for capturing this piece of heaven and .giffing it so that I can watch it over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over ... well I think you get the picture, again!

O~O

Oh DAMN YOU, "Food and Drink" category of the still life area of photography on DeviantART! DAAAAAAMN YOUUUU!!!

Now I want a real hot Belgium waffle with strawberries, bananas, whipped cream and chocolate. Durn Skifi for posting this! X3



Yumm by ~CoxaMoxa on deviantART


Unagi and avocado by *fosspathei on deviantART


nyummiezzz_05 by ~Jiecess on deviantART


nyummiezzz_02 by ~Jiecess on deviantART


Dim Yum by ~o0sharizen0o on deviantART


Pad Thai by ~Syris-Xero-02 on deviantART


Creme Brulee by ~kjtgp1 on deviantART


Eggplant Parm by ~VengeanceIsForEver on deviantART


Almond Croissant by ~uPiuPiuPi on deviantART




http://browse.deviantart.com/photography/still/food/


~~Bee

"Turn the Dirt Over" by Jengrrrl
Skins; Katie/Effy; 5000 words
"'We're always meeting in the dark, you and I.'" An alternate universe story.
Written for botherd for the Fandom-Free-For-All. Extremely late. My apologies, and I really hope you like it!


( Turn the Dirt Over )

Title: Shotguns, Sex and Streisand
Fandom: Glee/RPF
Pairing: Lea Michelle/Dianna Agron
Rating: Mature for sex between two consenting adults, random violence against imaginary creatures and abuse of the Queen‘s English by a drunken diva.
Word Count: 3722
Summary: Lea Michelle and Dianna Agron - actresses by day, demon hunters by night.

( Stop staring at my ass like it's a hot, buttered biscuit fresh from the oven. )

Dear world

We now sell Meiji snacks, like YanYan, Chocorooms, and those little chocolate filled cookies with pandas on them, at the Netcong ShopRite.

I repeat, we now sell MEIJI SNACKS at Netcong ShopRite.

Will Pocky follow soon? I have no idea and frankly, could care less about Pocky, but I know other anime / manga / Japan fans in the Netcong, Stanhope, and Mt. Olive area will be happy little fans. They won't have to drive all the way to the Rockaway Mall now just to get their fixes.

That is all!

Thank you.

*noms on Choco YanYan and 2 boxes of Chocorooms*


~~Bee

Title: Sweet Talker
Fandom: Bitch Slap
Pairing: RPFS, Erin Cummings/Julia Voth
Rating: R, language, sexual situations
Disclaimer: I don’t own them, they are real people.
Summary: Erin’s in the dog house after the interview with Carrie Keagan. Will she be able to convince Julia to forgive her?

( “You’re such a sweet talker,” Julia replied, capturing Erin’s hands and holding them in her own to stop the redhead from touching her. “It’s no wonder ‘The Keagan’ couldn’t resist you.” )

Here's me at the Holiday Love Meme, which has been going for five years! What! That's amazing, and sort of sweet. I like it when fandom is nice. You should all go and comment, that way people can ~anonymously tell you why they think you're awesome and junk.

A story will be posted later today! Finally! Phew. :)



(I had a dream about sheslosingit_sa. What does that mean? That I should get back to it sometime within the next decade? Ugh, too many stories, not enough ability to write them in a timely manner. *snerk*)

I watched Gomorrah (highly recommended, if you don't mind serious violence/upsetting things happening) last night, and today I got to watch a video of Silvio Berlusconi getting hit in the face. My favorite part of the video, if one can say one has a favorite part of a video in which someone has his nose fractured, was counting the number of times people yell out bastardo. Anyway, it was an Italian weekend, sort of. But not really.

Went shopping today. Am writing. There was a hippo/Meg secret over at F!S, which made me unexpectedly happy. (Although there was a very strange kerfuffle in the comments.) It's not raining, though it's still a bit chilly. Not cold, just mildly chilly. I actually had a really nice day to day.

Random:

+ They are such a cute couple, and I want her ever-loving boots. ♥

+ Legend of the Seeker was entertaining. ( Spoiler gif and discussion of me being ridiculous. )

+ I FINALLY started my yuletide story. It's horrible, but it's a start.


BRB watching the season finale of Dexter. OMGGGG. eta: HOLY SHIT

I give you ... The Amazing Adventures of Julia and Erin!


(click to embiggen)

Aw! Look how happy Julia is. The sexs is really why she started the hugging in the first place! Little did Erin know she was just walking into the sexy trap Julia had set for her. The Voth's mind truly is a devious one.

Have fun girls! Don't do anything I wouldn't do (don't worry, that leaves a lot of doors open for them *wink*)

*Sorry America, you're married. You get no imaginary GoGA. Don't worry, Julia and Erin will use a strap-on in honor of you*

So, now that so many of you have had the opportunity to watch the mescaline laced with acid fueled adventure that is Bitch Slap, I thought I'd just link to the interview the girls did with Carrie Keagan again in case you missed it the first time. Honestly, this interview is some of the funniest, awesomest, gayest shit I've ever seen.


(Click the pic to see the girls drunk, bending over, slapping each other, squeezing each others boobs, making out with each other and Carrie, and to see Erin shove her head under Carrie's skirt)

And because Bitch Slap has taken over my brain ... new desktop time!


Bigger? / Want? / Blank Background / Official Poster

I don't even watch Doctor Who? but I can't wait!


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eta: Oh, and gacked from a million people, a meme:

If I came with a warning label, what would it read?

The man who murdered his wife over on New Street MADE FUCKING BAIL!!!

He's BACK ON THE STREETS!!

Apparently this man has been in serious trouble with the law in the past as well, and he got away with it back then as well.

Let's see:

He murders his wife, stabbing her 47 times, just gets a slap on the hand, he hands over a check, and he's allowed back out on the streets. Oh bad boy, don't do it again or we'll make you sit in time out for 5 minutes next time with a dunce cap on your head?

I know this happens all of the time, but really. You allow a man with a BAD record, someone who has purposely stabbed his own wife, who, by the way, according to their neighbors, was a SWEET HEART, back out into public. And what do you say if and when he does it again? Oops, my bad?

Greeeeeat justice system we have here.

I'm not for the death penalty, but he deserves to rot in the lowest darkest smallest dankest hole in the ground.


Fuck.

Fuckfuckfuck FUCK!!


~~Bee

Sitting in Starbucks because apparently getting an oil change takes three hours on Saturday (even with an appt!) Have a notebook. Will write. It is cold and wet today, which will mean nothing to you if you live in a less temperatre climate than the one found in southern California, in which case: I am sorry.

musesfool's latest entry reminds me I need to rewatch BSG (and watch the last season, for that matter.

Ugh. I want to go home.

Well damn... the auction on the turtle book ended this morning, while I was still asleep. And it looks like two people bid warred on it with those programs that only bid in the last few moments of an auction. I hate those damn programs. Grrr...

Poo

T^T

~~Bee

Man, I REALLY know I shouldn't bid on anything for myself right now, Christmas presents for others should be the focus for shopping.

But but butbutbutbutbut...

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles "Future Tense" TPB release! With CHRIS ALLEN!




Shut up, I need it. XP


~~Bee

All I'm going to say about The Princess Frog...

it really is VERY worth seeing in the theaters, and it made me very happy to see Disney doing hand drawn 2D animation once again!


And Tiana is possibly the strongest of the Disney "princesses" to date. She doesn't wait around for someone else to come along and achieve her dreams for her, she busts her ass night and day with two jobs and works HARD to try and achieve her dream, despite the hardships and not being able to have much, if any, free time.

~~Bee